FIVE TO NINE AND WE’RE RUNNING TO EAT
COULD THAT BE THE “DONCASTERS” IN OUR SEAT?
EVERY MORNING FILLED WITH QUIET DREAD
IT’S OKAY LADY WE’LL TALK OVER YOUR HEAD

LOOKING ALONG TO THE BEACHCOMBER BAR
THE RAIN KEEPS FALLING BUT IT’S NOT THAT FAR
SITTING AT THE TABLE DRINKING “MALLING GRANGE”
TELLING THE WAITRESS JUST TO KEEP THE CHANGE

IS THAT THE DAMBUSTERS, WHERE’S UNCLE CHRIS?
THE MADONNA COPYCATS WILL PERSIST
LOOK OVER THERE IT’S “PUSH BUTTON CLICK”,
WHICH LITTLE MADAM WILL THEY PICK

CALLING, CALLING, CALLING

LOOKING ALONG TO THE BEACHCOMBER BAR
THE RAIN KEEPS FALLING BUT IT’S NOT THAT FAR
SITTING AT THE TABLE DRINKING “MALLING GRANGE”
TELLING THE WAITRESS JUST TO KEEP THE CHANGE

TOM AND JIMMY SCREAM UP THE MACHINE
IT’S TIME FOR BONZO TO INTERVENE
ANOTHER TEN PENCE GETS FIFTY BACK
ENOUGH FOR TODAY LET’S GO FOR A SNACK

CALLING, CALLING, CALLING

LOOKING FOR FOOD AT THE STROKE OF TWELVE
EIGHT FISH SUPPERS ALL FOR OURSELVES
TAKE THEM BACK TO THE UNPADDED CELL
I MUST BE DRUNK COS I DON’T FEEL WELL

CALLING, CALLING, CALLING

CALLING, CALLING, CALLING

CALLING, CALLING, CALLING